I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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