How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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