So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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