As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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