Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Floor bacon is actually really good
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