the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
