who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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