the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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