How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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