When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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