Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
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I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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