I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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