You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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