i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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