Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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