Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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