we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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