those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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