I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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