He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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