She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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