You're completely useless in the revolution.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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