I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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