I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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