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Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
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That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
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Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
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