why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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