I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I want her autograph on my taint
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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