we're blogging at a bar
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
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