My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
So much rum. So many feels.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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