Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
he thought i was a dude.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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