How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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