Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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