Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
