4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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