i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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