Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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