If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
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