i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Four minutes until I can fart!
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Randomize
