just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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