Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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