I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
she pinky promised me she was 18
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
COCAINE IS GR8
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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