he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
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