Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
no you cant smoke seaweed
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
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