I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
You made out with two different species that night
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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