Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Dignity is for republicans.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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