Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize
