Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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