i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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