In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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