You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
There are leaves in my underwear?
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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