I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
they're like a gay fantastic four
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
